im a hella happy dude

imsoshive:

Plot twist: The bride bursts into tears when she sees the groom cause his fade clean and she knows she getting dicked down on an island after

peechtea:

when god finally answers my calls

bepeu:

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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dadwavestation:

i hope the ‘why you always lyin’ guy is having a good day